Albatross

Salesman: (shouting) Albatross... albatross.... albatross... albatross.... albatross... albatross.... albatross... albatross

Man: Two good humors please.

S: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross... (shouts) Albatross

M: What flavor is it?

S: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor...(shouts) Albatross

M: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.

S: All right, it's bloody albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor... (shouts) Albatross

M: Do you get wafers with it?

S: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross

M: I'll have two please.

S: I've only got one you cocksucker.... (shouts) Albatross.... albatross.... albatross.... albatross