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	Knights Who Say Ni Arthur: Who are you? Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say "Ni"! Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"! Knight of Ni: The same. Arthur: Those who see them seldom live to tell the tale! Other Knight of Ni: And who are thee? Arthur: Oh Knights of Ni, we are simple travelers who seek the land beyond this forest. May we pass? Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Bedevere: No! Noooo! Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you if you do not appease us. Arthur: But... what is it you want? Knight of Ni: We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!! (minor music) Arthur: A WHAT? Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni! Arthur; No! No! Please, no more! O Knights of Ni, we have heard your request, and it is just and fair. We shall get you a shrubbery. Knight of Ni: A nice one. Arthur: Yes. Knight of Ni: One that's not too expensive. Arthur; Of course. Knight of Ni: Right. Noowwwww.... GO! (music) Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you a shrubbery. May we go now? Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Knight of Ni: But there is one small problem.... Arthur: What is that? Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni"! Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ecky-pikang-zoom- boing-mumble... Therefore, we must give you a test. Arthur: What is this test, o Knights of..... Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"? Knight of Ni: First, you must bring us..... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!! (minor music) Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!! Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have brought the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this one, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Knight of Ni: Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh:.... A HERRING!
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