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Top Ten Signs Your Cat
Has Learned Your Password
- 10. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
- 9. Traces of kitty litter in your trackball..
- 8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
- 7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline-domination.com/
- 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it . . . and a strange aroma of tune.
- 5. Hate-mail messages in your outbox to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "Cyberdog."
- 4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- 3. You keep finding new software around your house like QuickenFeline and WarCat II.
- 2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
- 1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scatching post
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